Open Invitation

My husband comes up with all kinds of gimmicks that inevitably draw attention to him, while I try to hide. His latest came after he found a site that he claimed begged him to stop and look. He said it was an open invitation that read “Make Your Own T Shirts.” The things he puts on those shirts makes me want to hide. They are not profane in any way, but so silly they sound like a child might have helped him. They serve his purpose of getting people to look at him. I guess this is what I should have expected from a professional clown.